The Blog of Gordon Pruitt the Pastor of St. Matthew's United Methodist Church in Richmond Virginia

Sunday, March 25, 2007

Holes in My Pants

Two weeks ago after church i was playing with my girls and i ripped my wrinkle free dockers right up the crotch. I was bummed as this was my favorite pair of pants, i mean how can you not love pants you don't have to iron. Today after church when we got back to the house my wife noticed i was was wearing those pants! My wife had washed my holy pants and hung them back in the closet. To make matters worse, today was "bring a friend" Sunday and we had over 300 people in church, and i was preaching with a big hole in my crotch. Unbelievable!


Chris said...

At least the people could all see your "hole-i-ness"...

Andrew said...

Hmmm. Let's look at the facts, shall we?

8:45 AM service: 67 people present.

11:00 AM service: 252 people present.

Many of the 252 were 20 and 30-something women.

Coincidence between torn pants and good attendance in church?

I think not, Pastor McDreamy.

Jeremy said...

Well, I didn't notice if it makes you feel any better.

Then again, I'm not usually paying attention to your pants, so...